Mike Vance, Author at Daily Patriot Report

Hardee's Trolls Mike Lindell After His Phone was Seized by the FBI In One of Their Drive-Thrus

September 23, 2022

Fast food restaurant Hardee's has taken to Twitter to troll My Pillow CEO after his phone was seized by the FBI in the drive-thru in one of their restaurants. While Lindell was in the Hardee's drive-thru in ...

Joe Rogan Torches White House Press Secretary After She Was Questioned About Her Stolen Election Claims in 2016

Mike Vance

September 23, 2022

Podcast host Joe Rogan roasted White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre after she gave what he called a "ridiculous" answer to Fox News' Peter Doocy's question about her 2016 stolen election claim. Rog...

Famous Hollywood Actress Brags About Being Able to go 'Years' Without Sex

Mike Vance

September 22, 2022

Famous Hollywood actress Drew Barrymore makes the case that she doesn't need a man. While talking to "The Drew Barrymore Show" co-host Ross Mathews about actor Andrew Garfield going six months without sex, B...

Biden's Most Confused Moment? Sleepy Joe Struggles Finding His Way Off Stage

Mike Vance

September 21, 2022

Generally, when a speech ends, you leave the podium and head backstage. Well when President Biden finishes a speech he wanders around aimlessly until one of his handlers comes and grabs him. The latest Biden...

Man Arrested for Kicking Projector, Shouting Expletives After Seeing Kamala Harris Meme

Mike Vance

September 21, 2022

An irate man was arrested after he kicked a projector and shouted expletives before storming out of the room. What sent him into a fit of rage? A Kamala Harris meme. Turning Point USA contributor Benny Johns...

Get Your FREE 1776 Freedom Tumbler

Mike Vance

September 21, 2022

Despite the disastrous Biden presidency, we are enduring, it's important to remember we are lucky to be Americans. In honor of this, we are offering a FREE 1776 Freedom Tumbler. All you have to do is pay for sh...

Shop Teacher Goes Viral for Massive Jugs, Then 'Her' Secret is Revealed

Mike Vance

September 20, 2022

A shop teacher in a Canadian high school has gone viral for having what could be argued as the biggest breasts in the entire world. Let's just say this teacher isn't leaving much to the imagination with what...

Gun-Toting Texas Dad Stops Peeping Tom Outside His Daughter's Window

Mike Vance

September 20, 2022

According to a report from KENS5, a gun-toting Texas dad shot at a peeping Tom outside of his daughter's window, just after the peeper lunged at him with a knife. San Antonio Police said the daughter caught ...

Ruling Made on George Floyd Posthumous Pardon for Texas Drug Conviction

Mike Vance

September 20, 2022

The Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles says George Floyd's 2004 drug conviction will stand. Back in 2004, Floyd was convicted of drug possession after giving $10 worth of crack cocaine to another suspect. Fl...

Live Interview with Migrant Outside of Kamala Harris' Home Blows Holes in Her Border Claims

Mike Vance

September 19, 2022

Vice President Kamala Harris has taken the path of pretending there is no crisis at the border when she is asked by the media. The lie is getting tougher to maintain now that it's been brought to her front door...

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