Yikes! In an attempt to save some face, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo defended himself against numerous sexual allegations....but his defense was WEAK! Whoever came up with his argument should be fired.
In short, Cuomo declared that he is not a pervert, he's just Italian.
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His explanation was that he gropes everyone so he was not sexually harassing anyone because he does it to everyone.
Victims: "You sexually harassed us and groped us"
Cuomo's defense: "Well I sexually harass and grope everyone I'm Italian"
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) August 3, 2021
That is hardly an argument at all! If anything, that just incriminates him even more!
Bill Clinton is thinking “I should have thought of that”
— Drew (@parallelsaf) August 3, 2021
Of course the internet is having a hayday with this though, and the Twitter posts are exceptionally good.
Cuomo is literally arguing that he can't help it, he's Italian. pic.twitter.com/dcRNi5XTRb
— Robby Soave (@robbysoave) August 3, 2021
On the bright side, we will not have to deal with Cuomo and his absurdities for much longer, as he announced on Tuesday that he is resigning as the governor of New York. He will work out his last two weeks and we will finally be rid of him. However, his resignation will not stop him from rotting in jail for his crimes.
I hope he drops the soap.
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